5.25.2005

Star Wars pick-up lines

Tee hee.

Olive's Star Wars Pickup Line


"In time, you will call me.....Master."


also try

The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator

5.24.2005

1st grade

Those pesky forwarded emails can also be interesting sometimes. This is a rather old one but it’s still fun to read. Enjoy.

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave eachChild in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders.....6-years-old, because the last one is a classic!

1. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the............................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.
14. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
15. Where's there is smoke there is ................ pollution.
16. A penny saved is............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.
And the favourite:
25. Better late than............................pregnant

My personal favorite:
Don’t judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes, because if he gets mad at you, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.

5.15.2005

4-letter word


SALE is a four-letter word.


Robinson's Place in Ermita is across the street. They are having a mid-month, weekend sale. I was able to get the 2 pretty skirts i've been eyeing for the past month, one 25% and the other 50% off. (Yay!!!)

Sister got some pants, a pair of pretty but sensible shoes, and a few sleeping tops (she got a couple of those for me too).

Yesterday, though, the Alpha Male Project continues. Daddy J got into it with gusto. bought what he claims will be his 5-year-supply of clothes. I even made him get a pair of cargo shorts. Heeheehee...totally fun.

5.13.2005

Smile!

5.12.2005

Weener!

Was at HingeMedia to help out with the Sony mag today. Dario points me to this blog called Chona in the City.



Posted by Hello


It's totally hysterical. Love it. Weener talaga!

It's a shame Chona seemed to have ceased making new entries. Her site seems to have a really good following.

Click here to see!

5.11.2005

41

Yesterday, my folks celebrated their 41 year wedding anniversary. My mother called so we greeted her, then when I greeted my father, he gave a sheepish laugh, then went "heeeheeeheeeheee...I forgot, you know..."

My folks have been with each other so long. I know they have had so many hard times, and some relatively bad times. But I also know they have had good ones.

The image I like to keep in my head is this: one sembreak, I slept in their room and woke up a bit early because I heard hushed voices. It was my folks talking. The were still lying in bed talking and playing with each other's fingers. The sun was still low by the hills. I went back to sleep with a smile on my lips.

Happy 41st Ma + Pa!

Hilo




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heheheheheh



alam ko over na to...






5.10.2005

blink

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thought i'll test this thing with my kiddie picture. heeheehee...

5.09.2005

Blog-o-matic

Dario has a blog. migraine boy *Inggit, daming extras.*

Ryan has a blog. Boredom is the greatest motivator.

Volts has a blog. Volts V.

Erwin has a blog. Meisterfiles.

Mitch has a blog. Bagulbul.

Thanks to friendster, we can now peek into each other's mental panties.

Now if only i could figure out how to get that animated thing going...

5.02.2005

Honda/Thunder


NENG! Posted by Hello

Tom Cruise over Josh Hartnett/Chris Klien? Ineng! Pwede???!!!
Mahonda na po yan. He's all teeth na mukhang chiclets!
GISING!